Dan and Okse’s Podcast

So, right, we have a little chat before we record, come up with a few ideas that sort of thing (yeah, there's some planning goes behind this!) and, typically one of us will have the responsibility of writing the subjects down and attempting to offer some kind of direction to the proceedings- kind of like the project manager in the apprentice or something.

This month I'm project manager and I wrote the subjects down on the back of an envelope using a permanent marker.  The fact that a permanent marker was used has no bearing on the rest of this story but I felt it added a bit of realism and depth, that sort of thing.  Anyway, wrote stuff down, recorded podcast, uploaded podcast and now I've thrown the envelope out so I can't describe what the content is.  Great story eh.   Guess I could listen to the podcast again but that seemed a bit long winded. Even more long winded than writing this explanation.

From memory - the Football (euro 2012), erm, Zombies I think, er Jimmy Carr and tax havens, ladyboys (again) and probably some more stuff about ladyboys.

Anyway, I don't fancy lady boys.  Just thought I'd throw that out there.

So, listen to the podcast, download it if you like it especially and if you could help spread the word we'll like you enormously.  You may not feel this liking instantly but, believe me it will be present and will remain with you for the rest of your natural life.  And beyond

we now have a twitter, erm, presence @danandokse so, again, it'd be a huge huge help if you could follow and help us to get our meandering genius out into the wider world.  Is genius to strong a word to use? quite possibly

Thanks all

Dan of Dan and Okse's Podcast

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Another long break from us then. After Vishnu knows how long somehow the planets have aligned and created this "happening" once more, even coinciding with the Queens Jubilee. Now there's fate for you.

Anyway, it's been a long time, a long time, a long lonely lonely lonely lonely time (is that too many lonelies?) but now, we're BACK, back in black. Actually, I'm not wearing black, apart from my socks. But that's not the point, the point is we've a new podcast, peel open your earpipes to hear us SPEAK, yes, actually SPEAK about The Jubille, The Weather, me going on a cruise, MIB3, The Artist, Prometheus and wise words.

I'm sure you'll learn something so, have a listen and do help us out if you like what you hear - you can retweet and all that malarkey by following us both - @darealdansmith and @okse

Thanks and keep larfin'

Dan

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Hello folks. Another lovely conversation packed podcast from Dan & Okse where we put our unique (if you say so) twist on the subjects of Big Brother 2011,  the worst pain in the world, Frankie Cocozza, Hawkins Bazaar, Bad eyesight and Norris Mcwirter being a Nazi

All strong subjects we think you'll agree

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Yo, dudes and dudesses, welcome to the lovely new podcast from Dan and Okse.    Statistically 49% more enjoyable than Strictly, X Factor and Sex combined.

Vosene Shampoo, The Dale Farm Eviction, Split bin liners, The new Noel Gallagher album, The Ricky Gervais "mong" scandal, Little people, Celebrity Coach Trip, The tragic split of Westlife all get the Dan and Okse conversational coverage.    This weeks "mysteries of the world" is  - where do flies go in winter.

It's a marvellous treat for the ears.   Hope you enjoy and thanks for listening!   assuming you've listened to it and not just read this.

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Right, this podcast has been like a traumatic birth or something.  There was pain, tears (that's the crying kind, not the ripping of genitals kind typically associated with childbirth) and technical frustrations in abundance.

Firstly we had problems with our usually reliable Podbean account which I've now realised was actually a problem with my laptop.   So we sourced a new podcast host which turned out to be completely crap and now, we're back at podbean again.  This explains why there's a mention of the podcast being on Jellycast, rather than here.  And also explains why we start the podcast by saying it's September the 27th - as it was when we first recorded it.  3 freaking weeks ago.

Anyway, this is a very good podcast if we do say so ourselves.  Sound quality leaves a little to be desired (see earlier comment about technical problems) but the content is literally briliant.

Subject matters include - why only you can say bad things about your mom, Star wars being released on Blu Ray, Duncan Bannatyne doing impressions of Jar Jar Binks, Internet Dating, Spy Kids 4D and a new feature "Dan and Okses Mysteries of the World"  which aims to answer great mysteries that have puzzled man since, like, ever.

So, forget the woes of recent times and expose your ears to the joys of Dan and Okses newest podcast.

Thanks for listening.  Or at the very least, reading this bit.

Dan (of Dan and Okses podcast)

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Hello peeps, Okse and I have just polished off a lovely new podcast of our talking and stuff. We cover the marvellous topics of Gypsies, Tattoos, The awfulness of Kenneth Clarke and a man who carried out his unusual interests in the toilets of the Bullring in Birmingham

All award winning stuff I'm sure you'll agree. But don't take my word for it, get your earpipes round our podcast

Stay happy and all that

Dan (of Dan & Okses Podcast)

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Hello all and welcome to a lovely new podcast from Oxo and me. In this one - and I can remember cos we only recorded it last night - we discuss The Royal Wedding, the somewhat bizarre "death" of Bin Laden and how art can mess up your kids future.

Get on it, it's a happening!

Ta

Dan - of Dan & Okses Podcast

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Hello people of the interworld. Another joyous podcast from Dan and Okse. Neither of us can remember what we spoke about this time, despite this being the place where we're supposed to "sell" it to you. So I'm going to undersell it in the hope that intrigue does the job for us.

Many thanks

Dan of Dan & Okses podcast

Much love

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Yo yo yo ma peeps, me and ma boy Okse have got a blisterin' new podcast up which is gonna burn down your ears or something like that. Actually it won't literally burn down your ears. That would just be irresponsible. And would reduce the amount of potential listeners we're likely to get in the future. Although you'd still be able to listen with just holes in your heads I guess. Might be more than a little uncomfortable though, and we don't want that.

Anyway, a lovely new podcast, featuring lovely new subjects including Bad impressions and some other stuff.

Yes, I've forgotten what we spoke about again.

Anyway, do enjoy won't you

Dan (Of Dan & Okse's Podcast)

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